PARLIAMENT IS GOD IN A DEMOCRACY

The Parliament is supposed to be the Temple of India 's Democracy.

The Parliament is supposed to be the God of the Indian People, protecting them, preserving them, erasing their poverty, reducing their Taxes, eliminating their economic plight and answering all their prayers.

The Parliament is supposed to ensure that the Government delivers Pure Governance.

The Parliament is supposed to ensure that the Opposition Opposes the Anti-People Economic Policies of the corrupt Pro-Rich Government.

The Parliament is supposed to be the High Altar on which all Politicians must sacrifice their selves for the good of the people and the Nation.

The Parliament is supposed to be the Highest Debating Platform of the Nation where every difference is debated, a consensus reached and decisions are made that will ONLY make the Lives of Ordinary Indians better.

MIS-GOVERNMENT

The egoistic Government, was afraid of a Censure by an overwhelming Vote against the Manmohan Government inflicted Anti-People High Prices.

The failed Manmohan Government did not heed the Opposition request.

The insensitive Manmohan Government paralysed the Parliament, during the entire First Week of the Monsoon Session.

CORRUPT OPPOSITION

The Opposition, if it was committed against the High Prices and devoted to the Ordinary Indians, should have not allowed the Parliament to resume functioning until the Government allowed a Vote after the Debate.

The Opposition surrendered to the Government after One Week. If surrender was the objective and not the agony of ordinary Indians, then the Opposition should have surrendered to the Government on the First Day of the First Week, and debated the High Prices, without a vote.

The Opposition obviously wanted to a Deal with the Government and hence took a week to surrender, after the Blackmail Ransom was delivered or assured.

NAKED DUET

The People of India in pain, helplessly watch the naked duet of the insensitive Government and the irresponsible Opposition Bosses, ignore the economic plight of ordinary Indians, while prioritising their Self Interest, Greed and their USE of the CBI.

The Weekend Deals that the Manmohan Government struck with India 's Worst Ever Opposition, was celebrated over Breakfast on Monday Morning.

MUTUAL PROTECTION DEAL

"You can tell the CBI to do whatever you want to get done against Amit Shah the arrested Gujarat Minister for Home, Om Mathur the Rajasthan BJP Rajya Sabha MP, Gulab Kataria the BJP Opposition Leader in Rajasthan and the Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi.

You must tell the CBI, Not to Summon for Questioning, Not to file any Chargesheet, Not to Arrest and Not to Prosecute the BJP Position Holders in Parliament, in the Gujarat Extortion-Encounter-Murder Case and the Illegal Mining in Bellary Case.

If you agree we will co-operate with you to make sure that the Government has No Trouble from any Opposition".

Did the shameless BJP Position Holders make such a Deal or is it just a figment of creative imagination?

CAPITALISTIC COMMUNISTS

"You go ahead and Rise the Prices as High as you want to.

High Prices will only help us. The Bengal Voters will defeat you and Mamata's Trinamul, if the Prices go on increasing.

Just give us an assurance that:

You will make it impossible for Mamata to continue in the Government.

You will force her to quit the Government and break the Alliance nearer to the 2011 Bengal Assembly Elections, so that the Anti-Communist votes would be divided and the Left Government will scrape through to a narrow victory.

After the Elections in 2011, we the Communists will support you from outside with 24 MPs, if you throw Mamata with her 18 MPs out of the Government.

If you agree we will co-operate with you to make sure that the Government has No Trouble from any Opposition".

Did the Capitalistic Communists make such a Deal or is it just a figment of creative imagination?

NITISH WISHLIST

You go ahead and increase the Prices as any number of times as you want.

You go ahead and arrest everybody in the Narendra Modi Government and Gujarat MPs from the BJP in the Gujarat Murder Case.

Just give us an assurance that:

You will not have an Alliance with Lalu in the Bihar elections.

So that the Anti-Nitish Votes would get divided and the JD (U) will win the Government again.

We will break away from the BJP after the 2010 November Bihar Assembly Elections and join your Coalition.

If you agree we will co-operate with you to make sure that the Government has No Trouble from any Opposition".

Did the Bihar Janata Dal Bosses Sharad Yadav and Nitish Kumar make such a Deal or is it just a figment of creative imagination?

LALU PRICE

"We will keep screaming against High Prices.

You go ahead and keep on increasing the Prices.

The Bihar Voters will get in to an Anti-Government Mood and vote against both the State and Central Governments.

You go ahead and arrest Narendra Modi and all the BJP Top Leaders in Parliament from Gujarat and Rajasthan.

If Nitish continues with the BJP after the Narendra Modi Arrest, all the Muslims will vote for the RJD and we will grab the Government.

If Nitish breaks away from the BJP because of the Narendra Modi Arrest, then the anti-RJD Votes would get divided and Rabri will become Chief Minister again.

Just give me an assurance that you will induct me and a couple of my chelas in to the Union Cabinet, after the November Bihar Elections.

If you agree we will co-operate with you to make sure that the Government has No Trouble from any Opposition."

Did the infamous Lalu Yadav make such a Deal or is it just a figment of creative imagination?

SOFT MULAYAM

"We have No Problem with High Prices.

High Prices ignite anger in the voters against the Government.

The Higher the Price, the Higher the anger against the Central and Mayawati State Government.

Just give me an assurance that you will induct me, my son, my brother and the other Samajwadi Party Nominees in to the Union Cabinet in the next Reshuffle.

If you agree we will co-operate with you to make sure that the Government has No Trouble from any Opposition."

Did the opportunistic Mulayam Singh Yadav make such a Deal or is it just a figment of creative imagination?

FINISHLINE

The Voters of India know that the Parliament of India has failed to be the "Temple of India 's Democracy" and that the Members of Parliament are Not Gods.

The People are helpless, because they have to choose between Demons while voting, because Party Bosses, do not pick any Divine Persons, as their Party Candidates.

India thus survives in agony without a Government and without an Opposition but just a Coalition of Nation Looting Rascals.

Until the Real Gods become decisive in protecting India and its Ordinary People, from the Stinking Corpse called the Ruling Class in the Government and in the Opposition.

"The Above Analysis was supposed to be a Satire"