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YEDYURAPPA MUST CONTEST FROM SAFE SECOND SEAT
                  
ADVANI-RAJNATH MUST DEFEAT ANTI- CM NOMINEE CONSPIRACY
 By P.R.VIVEK
10 APRIL 2008

CONSPIRACY TO DEFEAT YEDDYURAPPA

Karnataka Chief Minister Candidate Yeddyurappa needs to counter strategise. To survive and succeed!

The Venkayya Naidu-Ananta Kumar Faction is in connivance with S.M.Krishna in the Congress and Mulayam Singh Yadav’s Bangarappa to defeat Yeddyurappa in his Assembly Constituency in Shimoga District.

Yeddyurappa must contest from a Lingayat caste dominated Safe second seat in North Karnataka.

Once the Shimoga District Voters realise that Yedyuirappa will win from North Karnataka then they too will defeat the conspiracy to defeat Yeddyurappa.

If Yeddyurappa contests only from one seat then the factional conspirators in the BJP will defeat him.

Yeddyurappa will by contesting from North Karnataka create a emotional upsurge in North Karnataka.

Politicsparty.com Wishes Yeddyurappa its Best Wishes to win his Assembly Constituency in Shimoga District!

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RAHUL BATHES WITH SPECIAL SOAP AFTER VISITING DALIT HOMES
         
MAYAWATI ATTACK ON RAHUL WILL EVAPORATE DALIT VOTES FROM CONG
 By P.R.GAUTAM
08 APRIL 2008

 

Mayawati has accused Sonia son Rahul of using a “Special Soap”

Mayawati alleges that Rahul Bathes with a Special Soap after visiting Dalit Homes!

The Sonia Congress reacted strongly to accuse Mayawati of being Jealous and Scared.
The Sonia Congress accused Mayawati of shedding Crocodile Tears for Dalits.
The Sonia Congress is becoming abusive of Mayawati terming her as being afraid of Rahul’s successful tours.

Rahul has had no success so far.

Rahul toured Uttar Pradesh. The Congress Tally of MLAs fell from 25 to 21.
Rahul toured Gujarat. The Congress was wiped out by Narendra Modi.
Rahul has just toured Karnataka. The Congress is lagging behind the BJP.

Mayawati has decided to viciously attack Sonia and Rahul because they began the War of Words against Mayawati in a Public Meeting in Uttar Pradesh.

The Dalits will Trust Mayawati and not the Sonia Congress.

The Mayawati Attack against Rahul will make Dalits hostile to the Congress even in Karnataka.

Sonia must sack Singhvi for attacking Mayawati.

A Mayawati Provoked will evaporate the 20 per cent Dalit votes in Karnataka.

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 SONIA ORDERS RUPEES 1 LAKH CRORE LOAN WIAVE FOR FARMERS IN BUDGET 2008
 
 SONIA WARNS CHID: WOO VOTERS WITH BUDGET OR GET SACKED
 
POPULIST BUDGET TO STOP R.A.M. WAVE AGAINST CONG
 By P.R.SHARADA
16 FEBRUARY 2008

SONIA WANTS BUDGET TO FIGHT ADVANI

Congress President Sonia is still trembling from the Narendra Modi shock in Gujarat.
The Sonia System is completely paralysed.

The Congress Top Guns are mesmerised at the formidable personality of Prime Minister To Be L.K.Advani and his greatest Campaign Asset Narendra Modi.

It took Sonia 3 weeks to find some semblance of Mental Control.

Thereafter Sonia met with all the Congress Cabinet Ministers and AICC Office Bearers in a Joint Brain Storming at her home to plan a Recovery from the Narendra Modi Shock.

Sonia believes that The Advani-Modi Juggernaut will be unstoppable from grabbing the Government of India in 2009 if something dramatic is not done by the Congress led Government.

Sonia urged the Congress Brains-Pool to spell out a Government Programme Package that will stop Advani from racing to be the Prime Minister.

The Brainless Top Brass of the Congress decidedly told Sonia that the Only way to regain the National Political initiative from L.K.Advani and Narendra Modi is to formulate a Union Budget that would sway the voters to applaud the Sonia Congress.

For Three hours they picked each other’s Brains to arrive at a package of populist measures.

Finance Minister Chidambaram was warned that this would be his last Budget Presentation if he did not deliver a National Applause.

On 29 February when the Union Budget is presented we will know whether the Congress Brains have any Brilliance or not!


SONIA’S CROCODILE TEARS FOR FARMERS
ONE LAKH CRORES LOANS WAIVER IN BUDGET 2008

Sonia has ordered Manmohan and Chidambaram to waive off ONE LAKH CRORES of Loans to Farmers.

Sonia believes that the YSR Model in Andhra Pradesh of wooing Farmers and the population dependent on Agriculture is a primary requisite to retaining Power after the 2009 Lok Sabha Elections!

Currently 90 per cent of Farmers are outside the banking Credit System.
Money Lenders impose Compound Interest and Force Farmers to commit suicide.

Sonia has ordered Manmohan to bring Farmers out of the Excessive Indebtedness and in to the Formal Banking Financial Loan System!

Four Years after destroying the Farmers’ Economy, in the Fifth Year Sonia proposes to demonstrate CROCODILE TEARS at the farmers’ misery!

Will India’s Farmers offer the Handkerchief to wipe Sonia’s Crocodile Tears!

We will know after the Budget is presented on 29 February!

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 BJP DROPPING NAIDU-JAITLEY DEMONS FROM PARLIAMENTARY BOARD
   
 BJP WORKERS CELEBRATE MARGINALISATION OF VENKAYYA-ARUN JAITLEY
 ALL FACTIONS IN BJP HEARTILY UNITE UNDER PRIME MINISTER ADVANI
 By SIDDHARTHA
9 FEBRUARY 2008

BJP WORKERS NATINWIDE DELIGHTED WITH ADVANI NEW AVATAAR

The BJP Organisation and caders are delighted that Prime Minister L.K.Advani has metamorphasised in to a new Personality.

Earlier when Advani was just a Party Supremo the various Factions in the BJP were unhappy with the way some of Advani Factotums like Venkayya Naidu and Arun Jaitley arrogantly misbehaved with everybody.

These horrible factotums created groups in every state and destroyed the Political and Parliamentary Careers of several dedicated BJP Leaders.

Senior BJP Leaders like Kushabhau Thakre, Jana Krishnamurthy and Malkani were marginalised by them and would often lament with tears in their eyes.

Venkayya and Jaitley cannot win even a Municipal Ward Membership Election in their Home Towns.

Yet because of their proximity to National Leaders they parachuted themselves as National Leaders.

These Two rootless Wonders tried destroying Mass Leaders like Uma Bharti, Kalyan Singh and Vasundhara.

For almost a Decade, both Naidu and Jaitley misused the patronage of Advani to become Villains hurting all leaders in all states.

Both Naidu and Jaitley Pamper 30 Journalists in Delhi and a Dozen in State Capitals.

Through them they plant Stories against Advani, Advani’s Family, Atal, Atal’s Family, Rajnath Singh.

Nowadays they are conspiring against Narendra Modi too.

When Advani was announced as the Prime Minister candidate the entire BJP welcomed it.

Advani has the superb ability to electrify the political scenario in favour of the BJP.

Earlier too Advani brought the BJP from just 2 MPs in Lok Sabha to 182 MPs.

However BJP workers and leaders were frightened that Naidu and Jaitley will become Dominating Demons and divide the BJP in to faction, using their proximity with Advani.

But Now the BJP Leaders and workers are celebrating.

President Rajnath Singh has completely marginalised Naidu and Jaitley.

Work normally assigned to them is now assigned to Sushma Swaraj.

The RSS headed by Sudershan is completely supporting President Rajnath Singh in his corrective steps to liberate the BJP from the Naidu and Jaitley tyranny.

Prime Minister To Be L.K.Advani wants everyone in the BJP to unite by stopping their silly factional fights so that the BJP can fight successfully the next Lok Sabha Elections.

Advani is therefore not allowing Naidu and Jaitley to factionalise his Prime Ministerial Personality.

Naidu is thus literally on a Vanvaas (Exile) away from Delhi. Earlier Naidu used to blabber everyday on Television and scare away the Voters. Now it seems the BJP has wisely Shut Up Naidu and Jaitley.

Every Night Naidu and Jaitley through their Friendly Journalists Network keep trying to create an unfavourable Media Image for Rajnath Singh, Advani and Modi hoping that a helpless BJP will summon them and restore them to dominate the BJP again.

The RSS has now advised The BJP to reshuffle the parliamentary Board and to drop Naidu and Jaitley.

If Rajnath Singh and Advani drop Naidu and Jaitley from the Parliamentary Board then the RSS-BJP workers will celebrate an Early Deepawali bursting Fire Crackers in every Lok Sabha Constituency at the Political Death of the Naidu-Jaitley Raakshas and the BJP Voters will vote in a wave to give the BJP 275 MPs.

Prime Minister To Be Advani’s Jabalpur Rally of 1.5 Lakh Cheering Voters is proof that Advani is now the National Hero of both the BJP Workers and Voters!

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 WILL S.M.KRISHNA GRAB PRIME MINISTERIAL KEY?
   
 GOVERNOR KRISHNA RESIGNS IN FEB TO TRY TO BE CHIEF MINISTER AGAIN
 By SIDDHARTHA
 25 JANUARY 2008

Maharashtra Governor S.M.Krishna will resign in February 2008.

Krishna will be appointed as the Chairman of the Karnataka Congress Elections Co-ordination Committee.

Krishna will thus be placed above the Karnataka PCC President M.Kharge.

Kharge is crying but there is none to give him a handkerchief.

The Deve Gowda Defector Siddaramaih will be the Chairman of the Karnataka Elections Campaign Committee.

Krishna is a Vokkaliga (Farmers Caste) like Deve Gowda.

Kharge is a Dalit (SC-Right Caste).

Siddaramaiah is a Kurba (Shepherd Caste).

Congress President Sonia has refused to project anyone as the Chief Minister.

The Media will however project S.M.Krishna as the Congress Chief Minister.

The Karnataka Assembly Elections are scheduled for May 2 nd Week in 2008.

Karnataka Results in 2008 are the KEY to the Prime Minister’s Office in 2009!

Will Krishna grab the Prime Ministerial Key?

 

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 NARENDRA MODI PUTS SONIA TO SLEEP
 
 DOCTORS FAILED TO SEDATE SONIA IN HOSPITAL
 BY P.R.GAUTAM
 19 JANUARY 2008

There is widespread belief that Sonia is still trembling from the Narendra Modi Shock delivered by Gujarat Voters on 23 December 2007.

Sonia is scared that Advani will become Prime Minister in 2009 after the Lok Sabha Elections and induct Narendra Modi as the Union Home Minister.

Sonia is afraid that Narendra Modi will fetch Quattrochchi to India, get him investigated thoroughly thus exposing all of Sonia’s Nefarious Deals and that Sonia would be sent to the Tihar Jail.

This Sonia Fear of Narendra Modi is resulting in a lot of ridicule.

Delhi’s Political Chatter is full of Sonia-Narendra Modi Jokes.

One Such Joke is mentioned here under.

NARENDRA PUTS SONIA TO SLEEP

Sonia was admitted to the Hospital as she became seriously ill.

Sonia suffered a combination of Health ailments.

Narendra Modi victory gave Sonia a Psychsomatic Attack.

Nasal Bronchital Alergy gave Sonia complete inflammation of the Lungs, Trachia and Chest Infection.

Consuming Lobsters for Dinner gave Sonia Lobster Allergy causing severe Food Poisoning.

Sonia’s Face got completely puffed up with allergy marks all over the body.

Sonia developed Hypertension.

Doctors wanted Sonia to Sleep. But Sonia would not sleep.

Doctors sedated Sonia with Drugs. But Sonia did not go to sleep.

Doctors even administered Anesthesia. But Sonia did not go to sleep.

Doctors thus failed in all their attempts to put Sonia to Sleep.

Suddenly One Bright Nurse thought of a Magic Mantra to put Sonia in to Deep Sleep.

Without any warning the Nurse screamed at Sonia, “ NARENDRA MODI”

Sonia Fainted.

Thereafter whenever the Doctors wanted Sonia to sleep, they would scream “NARENDRA MODI”.

Sonia would everytime Faint!

 

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 PRANAB-KARAT CONSPIRACY TO QUICK-TOPPLE MANMOHAN
 MAKES ILL SONIA TO HURRIEDLY DISCHARGE FROM HOSPITAL
 By P.R.VIVEK
 7 JANUARY 2008

Congress President Sonia was hurriedly discharged from the Hospital. Almost a Panic Discharge.

A Room in Sonia’s Official Residence 10, Janpath has been converted in to a Hospital Like Intensive Care Unit with 24 hours Nurses and Doctors attending.

Central Intelligence Agencies had communicated that a section within Sonia’s System was conspiring to summon an Emergency meeting of the Congress Working Committee to install Rahul as Congress President.

The Senior Congress Leaders in the Working Committee would not have opposed Rahul. Especially because they had no communication with a Hospitalised Sonia.

Obviously, to scuttle the Conspiracy to replace her as Congress President, a sertiously Ill Sonia decided to get out of the Hospital and convert her Residence in to an Emergency Recuperative Center.

Central Intelligence Agencies had also communicated that Foreign minister Pranab Mukherjee an Anti-Sonia Dynasty Torch bearer was confabulating with the Communists top Quick Topple Manmohan Singh, create a crisis and become Prime Minister while Sonia was hospitalized.

A scared Sonia decided to Wheel-Out of the Hospital to quell the Conspiracies to depose her and replace Manmohan.

politicsparty.com Wishes Sonia a Speedy Recovery!

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 CONSPIRACY TO REPLACE SONIA WITH RAHUL AS CONGRESS PRESIDENT
 SHARAD PAWAR CONSPIRES WITH BJP TO REPLACE MANMOHAN
 By P.R.GAUTAM
 4 JANUARY 2008

The Sonia Congress is now undergoing unseen turbulence of High Intensity!

Sonia Hospitalisation is fuelling conspiracies.

Cabinet Ministers like Pranab Mukherji and Sharad Pawar are conspiring to replace Manmohan Singh.

Pranab is mobilising the Communists to manipulate a weak Sonia to surrender the Government to him.

Sharad Pawar is in touch with Congress Allies and the NDA to form a Non-Congress Government with BJP Outside Support.

Some in the Congress are urging Soniason Rahul to replace his mother as the Congress President.

Their logic is that Sonia will be under sustained attack by Narendra Modia and with each encounter Narendra Modi will loom larger than Sonia thus devastating the Congress.

Rahul will be better placed to take on Narendra Modi because Rahul does not suffer from the Foreign Born Complex.

Rahul is unwilling to dispose of his mother at this time. But the pressure is on to persuade Rahul to become the Congress President.

The Rahul Cronies are telling him that the Congress will be wiped out in 2009.

To prevent that Rahul must take over as Congress President, Now itself, to energise the Congress Party with a New Vote-Winning Agenda.

Sonia as Congress President is much superior to Rahul as Congress President. Exposing a Not-Yet-Ready Rahul will destroy the Congress Party prospects completely.
Any change from Sonia to Rahul must be only after the Karnataka Assembly Elections!

politicsparty.com advises the Rahul Crowd to evaporate and let a Breathless Sonia recovering from a Modi inflicted Chronia Brochitis Asthama Attack to breathe freely!

 

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